And the results are in!

A. Nrd here from the luxurious Meeting room 7 in UCD. It’s been a long week, and a long day. We’re sitting here in the detritus and chicken tender & chip boxes at the end of round one.

Interim coach Cullen took the nameless to the field, and I’m sure the owners wish they’d just make their way back to the stygian depths of the ocean abyss. The Greenskins took a landslide victory as coach Hassett dropped his usual gameplan and ran the ball, with Rosa Parks and Denise scoring some impressive strikes.

Finally, the home team took a comprehensive victory over the Koopa Troopas. The Belfield Blitzkriegs moved second in the table, with the turtles dropping to the bottom in a disastrous debut  for Coach Tynan.

Tomorrow sees the first round of MVP auctions following the draw for next week’s matches. Keep an eye on the wires for live invas-tising of the event, as it happens!

GS Sports News, brought to you by tasteless jokes.

  Team Type Coach W L D Pts Strike Diff Ranking Cash on hand
1 The Plastics Orx & Goblins Tadhg Hasset 1 0 0 3 7 136 16mc
2 Belfield Blitzkreigs Corporation 1 Ray Kennedy 1 0 0 3 7 114 13mc
3 Youre Lyan Asterians Sean Gilmore 1 0 0 3 7 112 12mc
4 The Abusement Park Forge Fathers Simon Reeve 1 0 0 2 4 130 15mc
5 Killer Hippos Judwan Cormac Benn 1 0 0 2 1 120 9mc
6 A Bugs Life Z’zor James Gandolfi 0 0 1 1 0 116 6mc
7 Monkey Zee Monkey Do Zees David Kenny 0 0 1 1 0 108 4mc
8 The Beards Corporation 2 Daire Rooney 0 1 0 1 -1 108 3mc
9 The Turing Testers Robots Peter Hanrahan 0 1 0 1 -4 102 4mc
10 Sticky Steelers Nameless Danlie Laney 0 0 0 0 0 112 12mc
11   Veer-myn Isaac Montague 0 1 0 0 -7 106 6mc
12 The Koopa Troopas Teratons Ronan Tynan 0 1 0 0 -7 106 6mc
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