A. Nrd here from the luxurious Meeting room 7 in UCD. It’s been a long week, and a long day. We’re sitting here in the detritus and chicken tender & chip boxes at the end of round one.
Interim coach Cullen took the nameless to the field, and I’m sure the owners wish they’d just make their way back to the stygian depths of the ocean abyss. The Greenskins took a landslide victory as coach Hassett dropped his usual gameplan and ran the ball, with Rosa Parks and Denise scoring some impressive strikes.
Finally, the home team took a comprehensive victory over the Koopa Troopas. The Belfield Blitzkriegs moved second in the table, with the turtles dropping to the bottom in a disastrous debut for Coach Tynan.
Tomorrow sees the first round of MVP auctions following the draw for next week’s matches. Keep an eye on the wires for live invas-tising of the event, as it happens!
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|Team||Type||Coach||W||L||D||Pts||Strike Diff||Ranking||Cash on hand|
|1||The Plastics||Orx & Goblins||Tadhg Hasset||1||0||0||3||7||136||16mc|
|2||Belfield Blitzkreigs||Corporation 1||Ray Kennedy||1||0||0||3||7||114||13mc|
|3||Youre Lyan||Asterians||Sean Gilmore||1||0||0||3||7||112||12mc|
|4||The Abusement Park||Forge Fathers||Simon Reeve||1||0||0||2||4||130||15mc|
|5||Killer Hippos||Judwan||Cormac Benn||1||0||0||2||1||120||9mc|
|6||A Bugs Life||Z’zor||James Gandolfi||0||0||1||1||0||116||6mc|
|7||Monkey Zee Monkey Do||Zees||David Kenny||0||0||1||1||0||108||4mc|
|8||The Beards||Corporation 2||Daire Rooney||0||1||0||1||-1||108||3mc|
|9||The Turing Testers||Robots||Peter Hanrahan||0||1||0||1||-4||102||4mc|
|10||Sticky Steelers||Nameless||Danlie Laney||0||0||0||0||0||112||12mc|
|12||The Koopa Troopas||Teratons||Ronan Tynan||0||1||0||0||-7||106||6mc|